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Graham Chapman’s memorial service. ¬†

John Cleese: “You’re very proud of being the first person ever to say ‘shit’ on British television, if this service is really just for starters, I want you to become the first person ever at a British memorial service to say ‘fuck’.”

Eric Idle” “I’d just like to be the last person at this meeting to say ‘fuck’.”

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"Hullo, Mum! Hullo, Dad! There’s a dead bishop on the landing!"

"Where’s he from?"

"What d’ya mean"

"What’s his¬†diocese?"

"Well he looks a bit Canterbury-ish to me."

This is all I can think of while watching footage from the royal wedding.

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